When Dennis showed me this poem at the Cafe bookstore, I couldn't stop laughing, I think everyone in the place were looking at me. It is very funny. The Planet poem is also got a little funnyness to it. Rosa

The Ass Poem [For mature people only, over thirty]

The name of this poem I know is a little disgusting— but men have this thing— and we all know about it, and it's an international past time, —thing!! called 'ass watching.'

One could say, the eyes of men and a woman's ass, are very good friends: yes indeed (I wonder if women know this?)

…anyhow, the way it works is something like this: there isn't really anything the women have to do out of the ordinary, except, put it on display, and walk—; she needn't even talk—; can even look stupid if she wants (to)….

The eyes of the men will do all the work, perhaps you will even capture. It is a fun sport, that young and old alike can do, and if the woman doesn't like it, or wishes to avert such ugly attention, she need only put back on the skirt.

#1220 2/18/06 Dedicated to all those curves out there.

Bums from another Planet

"You know the earth is a fresh new planet so why worry about anything—!” "Ah! yes, so true…” I said, bemused.

I wondered then who had lived on those old Dusty, washed out planets in the un-mended Universe (of long ago)…, If they had—like me—holes in their socks, some Left over scotch and knobby knees…!

#1223 2/18/06