''Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.''
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some
mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at
what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls
leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for
souls entering hell, let us look at the different religions that
exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you
are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since
there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong
to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls
go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look
at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's law states that in
order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same,
the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
Two options exist:
1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will
increase until all hell breaks loose. 2. If hell is expanding at a
rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the
temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. So
which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan
during Freshman year, ''that it will be a cold night in hell before
I sleep with you'' and take into account the fact that I still have
NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2
cannot be true. Thus, hell is exothermic."
The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
