An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were sitting in the pub discussing families. The talk turned to children and each was surprised to find out that they all had 14-year-old daughters.

The Englishman explained that his problem was that he had found cigarette butts under his daughter's bed, “I didn't know she smoked,” was his lament.

The Frenchy then proclaimed that he had found whiskey bottles under his child's bed. “I was not aware that she drank,” he moaned.

The Irishman was adamant that he had the more pressing problem -- he had found condoms under his darling daughter's bed. “I didn't know she had a dick,” he wailed.