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Retired Couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife. After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age." Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing."



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