A married couple is
driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the
wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been
married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce. She then says, "I don't
want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair
with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the
husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the
wheels. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and
now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just
keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I
want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too." The
husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she
says, "Is there anything you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got
everything I need right here." She asks, "What's that?" The husband
replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the
airbag!"
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