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Ms. Suzie And Her Steam Boat (what I Was Taught)

By Selene Cleopatra

Mis Suzie had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell, DING DING!
Mis Suzie went to heaven,
The steamboat went to-
Hell-O operator,
Please give me number nine,
If you disconnect me,
I cut off your-
Behind the frigerator,
there lay a piece of glass,
Mis Suzie sat upon it,
and broke her little-
Ass-K me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping up their-
flies are in the meadow,
Bees are in the park,
Mis Suzie and her boyfriend,
were kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K,
DARK, DARK, DARK!


*Then there is another poem, that I suppose connects with the tiny Tim one, but I won't put it hear..This is all I remember, and I hope I wrote it right..If not...Sorry!



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